| | Now, really, they only have themselves to blame. I mean, asking my opinion on anything is risky ("Gary, quick question. Which font looks better here, futura or frutiger?" "Futura. Also, I can see right down your top"), but when it's sex talk... I mean come on, a chimp would know that getting me involved is a mistake.
It started when one of them sent around an email showing a bloke wearing a home-made spiderman outfit for role-playing. They all stood up, prairie-dog like, to crack jokes about it, then...
Aisling: Hey, I'd bet gary would look great in that.
(Couple of mock-horrified screams and lots of lascivious laughter)
Aisling: Gary!
Me: What?
Aisling: You ever wear anything like that?
(More howls of laughter. Yeah, laugh it up ladies)
Me: What, the spiderman retard? FUCK no. Worst I've ever done was to use The Immortal Line.
Aisling: The what?
Me: You know. "Who's yer daddy?"
Editors: ...
Me: I've only used it once, mind. Didn't quite get the reaction I'd expected.
Editors: ...
Me: Yeah, what with all the crying and the screaming and the "DON'T TOUCH ME". A bit of an over-reaction, I thought at the time. But, in my defence, I hadn't known her for very long at that stage. She hadn't yet told me she's an orphan.
Dropped jaws all round. It was spectacular.
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